You know what grinds my gears?

Okay, I got the idea from Family Guy, when Peter is on the "Grinds My Gears" part of the news channel. I think that everybody should start off with "You know what grinds my gears?" and the next part should be an incomplete sentence.

I'll start.

You know what grinds my gears? When a bunch of bicyclists crowd up the road and don't even try to stick to the side to let you by. Seriously, out here, the speed limit is always at least 60 mph, that is, 60 in most places, 70 in some, and they don't ride in the shoulder. They stay in the road, even when I come up to them! Even better, if there's a hill coming up, there's always one there so you have to risk going into the other lane over a blind hill with the chance of having a head-on collision at 60 mph, only because one guy couldn't stick to the far right side of the road like the law specifies! People are supposed to share the road, and I try, but they hog the road!

Seriously, if any of you have seen Speed 2, you'll understand what I'm talking about. Technically, they do have the right of way, but seriously, if a big @ss truck is flying at them at 70 mph, is it really going to do them any good? One 200 lb person and bike traveling at 15 mph versus one 10000 lb truck traveling at 70 mph... It doesn't take a lot of thinking to know that the truck is going to win.

Okay, nothing grinds anybody else's gears? Wow, you are all lucky...

Oh, yeah, I forgot about those...

What, are they advertising something?

I really don't know. I guess it's for aerodynamics, or something... Still, I can't see how that helps.

Exactly! Seriously, if you have ever ridden a motorcycle (or even a bicycle, or even if you stuck your arm out the window in a car when you were a kid!) you'll know about drag. When somebody says that if you fire a bullet straight up, it will come straight back down and kill somebody. However, the bullet cannot fall faster than a certain speed! It would hurt like Hell, but it wouldn't be fatal.

Yeah, drag is pretty crazy stuff. The scariest part is that it's so easy to understand, yet it can be rocket science! It's something that is taken into account everywhere, except for those types of people, of course.

Wow, that would be pretty weird.

NO! NOT THE ZOMBIES!

You know what grinds my gears? Zombies. Every night around 8:00, they start making noise and knocking over my trash cans. Then, I have to pick everything up in the morning! And they won't stop wailing all night long! I threw my boot at one last night, but I missed and one of them took it. Now I'm going to have to go grave robbing today!

~SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

On my first time playing Minecraft, I got trapped inside of my own little 5x5 square house (3x3 inside). I had a whole in the wall for a window, and I spent the whole night watching a creeper jumping up and down. He wanted to kill me so badly... He ended up blowing up my house when I made my escape, but I lived!

Yeah, I still play Minecraft. I like exploring and building stuff.

Not much. I'm too tired of griefers... I built this really cool maze, and I saw some idiot take apart every single piece of it and not even build anything.

Time for another "You know what grinds my gears?"

You know what grinds my gears? The tons of updates to Minecraft. I stopped playing for a little bit, and I can't get back into it now because there is so much more stuff to deal with!

btw is this how the site always works? People almost never get online...

Holy cow, you're back! Yay!!!

That does NOT grind my gears!

Yes, same here. No, you don't like Pepsi Throw Back! Clearly, you're wrong!

Only I know what you want!

Ugh... people...