Waffles!

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Waffles!
Belgian and Potato, Waffles!
Look in front of you now.
Do you have a waffle?
Wouldn't you be happier if you did?
I'm talking waffles.
Belgian and Potato.
All kinds taste great oh yes they do.
I'm talking waffles.
Invented by Gandhi.
So why not keep a few handy for times when you need,
Waffles!
Waffle waffle waffle wa wiffles!
Waffle waffle waffle wi Waffles!
Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
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Zombies!
Tribal or viral, Zombies!
Look in front of you...NOW!
Do you see a zombie?
Wouldn't it be scary, if you did?
All kinds are scary yes they are, Zombies!
Invented by George A. Romero
And they all scare-o
Zombies, zimbi, zibi, zom, zimbis, zombies, zombies
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I truly question the sanity of people.
In both a literal, and metaphorical sense.
Both of you come into my office some day, and I'll go ahead and give you guys a check-up.
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You think I'm kidding?

Have some waffles. Or zombies. And you've gotta be a little crazy or you wouldn't be here at all. There's a reason its called the crack thread. Namely because were all on crack.
(Its circulated through the ventilation, we have no choice.)

Uhm... Well... While you may have a point...
I have not a comment, other than the fact that I refuse to breathe any air from the vents anytime soon.

It is odd: Breathe the crack dust, or die of suffocation. A hard choice. I say we all equip gas masks and continue living while not breathing the crack-air. What do you think?

Hmhmhmhm.
You really want my opinion?
No? I thought not, so here's Sean Connery to enlighten you.

Sean Connery: I'll take "Die of Suffocation" for 200, Mr. Trebek.

Trebek: This is the median to the situation.

Sean Connery: What is nothing?

Trebek: That is correct. With those 200 points, your new total is now, "You have died."

Sean Connery: Perfect!

Sean Connery is incapable of death. I had an hour long discussion about this once.
I'll take "Former Scottish Bonds" for 800.

Former Scottish Bonds - 800

This agent, commonly known as 007, was played by Sean Connery from 1962 - 1983.

Note: In 1999, Sean Connery was voted, "The Sexiest Man of the Century".

Sean Connery: Who is, James Bond? And once I get my cybernetic body parts I ordered, I will be able to dominate the earth! Mua ha ha ha!

Alex: That is disturbing.

Ryu: Very.

Alex: Ooh. I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was Emmanuel Kent.
Burt Reynolds, you control the board.

Reynolds: Yes, I'll take Emancipated Space Monkeys for 600

calculating.... calculating.......calcula.....WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol XD)